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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

08.06.2025 00:29

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do flat earthers exist?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

After a few moments he returns.